I..I..I..Introducing...MCP

Yo I'm fresh on the scene, my name is MCP
I drop the beats so fast that you need relativity
to determine their length, or dilated time
that's why I'm also known as the Einstein of rhyme
To say I've released a bad track would be fiction
Lets get rigorous, proof by contradiction
first consider a track I've released
oh wait, there are none, we're done, QED

You down with MCP?
Yeah you know me! (X3)
Who's down with MCP?
All the digerati!

Like Monzy reps da Farm, I rep da 'Plex
wit buildings e and Pi and office numbers in hex
and if your iq is high, maybe you should apply
cuz we'll run outta gold when they run outta digits in phi.
cuz we got more servers than Bill Gates got dollar bills
more terabytes of RAM then liquid nitros got chills
soon human intelligence, our network will surpass
and when it wakes up, ITS GOING SKYNET ON YOUR ASS!

You down with MCP?
Yeah you know me! (X3)
Who's down with MCP?
Everyone nerdy!

Ain't gonna break your neck there's somethin better for you
gonna bust out the nanotech, foo, turn you into grey goo
cuz I'm MCP, diagnosed wit ADDDDDDDD
And I can count on my fingers to 1023
and you best not fuck wit a scientist like me at all,
unless you want your balls railgunned to the wall,
Tesla coil up your ass, your short life careening past,
as you wonder why the fuck you didn't just…back that ass up.

You down with MCP?
Yeah you know me! (X3)
Who's down with MCP?
Every last geek be!

Cuz I'm MCP, my rhymes scatter and splatter,
I'll chill your ass to absolute zero, and then you'll shatter
at the first touch of my acoustic attack
I'm hard to escape like a hole that's black
And like the Ackermann function, my fames growin real fast
While your mom's a Busy Beaver who won't halt peddlin her ass
Like the Monster Group, I'm big, like Z2, you're wee
Basically, I'm Matrix I and you're Matrix III

You down with MCP?
Yeah you know me! (X3)
Who's down with MCP?
Every code monkey!

I fill every mole of song wit about 6 times 10^23
phat-ass beats, cuz I'm that kinda alpha nerd
I pour forth code while diet coke I be swillin
it falls like bombs on the dotcoms we be killin,
So don't even think about fuckin wit me nex'
or I'll send your mom a link to goetse.cx
you shall not pass when MCP's on watch
cuz all your rhymes ARE BELONG TO ME, BEATCH!

You down with MCP?
Yeah you know me! (X3)
Who's down with MCP?
All the bidibodi (bidibodibidiboo)!

You say your skills are infinite - well that aint shit
I'm a transfinite hero and you're barely aleph-zero
Surrounded by computers with a mic in my hand
I'll rock your ass worse than the Putnam exam!
So put your hands in the air if you down wit MCP
I don't believe in IP so my songs is all free.
I bust the dope lines on which you nerds thrive
and lets give it up for nerdcore torrents 5

Th'th'th'thats all, bitches